How to Build a Web Page in 25 Steps

[iMage]

• Download a piece of Web authoring software ? 20 minutes.
• Think about what you want to write on your Web page ? 6 weeks.
• Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time you downloaded it ? 20 minutes.
• Decide to just steal some images and awards to put on your site ? 1 minute.
• Visit sites to find images and awards, find 5 of them that you like ? 4 days.
• Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails, download it again ? 25 minutes.
• Run setup again, boot the software, click all toolbar buttons to see what they do ? 15 minutes.
• View the source of others? pages, steal some, change a few words here and there ? 4 hours.
• Preview your Web page using the Web Authoring software ? 1 minute.
• Try to horizontally line up two related images ? 6 hours.
• Remove one of the images ? 10 seconds.
• Set the text?s font color to the same color as your background, wonder why all your text is gone ? 4 hours.
• Display a counter from your ISP ? 4 minutes.
• Try to figure out why your counter reads ?You are visitor number ?-16.3E10″ ? 3 hours.
• Put 4 blank lines between two lines of text ? 8 hours.
• Fine-tune the text, then prepare to load your Web page on your ISP ? 40 minutes.
• Accidentally delete your complete web page ? 1 second.
• Recreate your web page ? 2 days.
• Try to figure out how to load your Web page onto your ISP?s server ? 3 weeks.
• Call a patient friend to find out about FTP ? 30 minutes.
• Download FTP software ? 10 minutes.
• Call your friend again ? 15 minutes.
• Upload your web page to your ISP?s server ? 10 minutes.
• Connect to your site on the web ? 1 minute.
• Log on to Doc?s HTML Help Page (Serious Help)

iMage Reviewed by iMage on 3rd Dec 2010. How to Build a Web Page in 25 Steps Download a piece of Web authoring software ? 20 minutes. Think about what you want to write on your Web page ? 6 weeks. Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time you downloaded it ? 20 minutes. Decide to just steal some images and awards to put on your site ? 1 minute. Visit sites to find images and awards, find 5 of them that you like ? 4 days. Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails, download it Rating: 5

[ShareShiz]

Nice iMage.

Id also suggest..

http://w3schools.com/html/default.asp

[iMage]

lol did u even read it Shiz? lol is just humour

[Cooper]

Hahaaaa that was great reading.