What The Words Really Mean... just a little fun

[Rosaanette]

1) Outgoing personality - Always going out of the office
2) Great presentation skills - Able to bullshit
3) Good communication skills - Spends a lot of time on the phone
4) Work is first priority - Too ugly to get a date
5) Active socially - Drinks a lot
6) Independent worker - No one knows what you are doing
7) Quick thinking - Gives excuses on the go
8) Careful thinker - Will not make decisions
9) Uses logic on difficult jobs - Gets someone else to do it
10) Expresses themselves well - Speaks English
11) Meticulous attention to detail - A nit-picker
12) Has leadership qualities - Is tall or has a louder voice
13) Exceptionally good judgment - Has been very lucky
14) Keen sense of humor - Knows a lot of dirty jokes
15) Career minded - Back stabber
16) Loyal - Cannot get another job elsewhere
17) Plans for advancement/promotion - Buys drinks for all the boys
18) Of great value to the organization - Gets to work on time
19) Relaxed attitude - Sleeps on the desk

Rosaanette Reviewed by Rosaanette on 23rd May 2010. What The Words Really Mean... just a little fun 1) Outgoing personality - Always going out of the office 2) Great presentation skills - Able to bullshit 3) Good communication skills - Spends a lot of time on the phone 4) Work is first priority - Too ugly to get a date 5) Active socially - Drinks a lot 6) Independent worker - No one knows what you are doing 7) Quick thinking - Gives excuses on the go 8) Careful thinker - Will not make decisions 9) Uses logic on difficult jobs - Gets someone else to do it 10) Expresses themselves well Rating: 5

[Daniel]

Lol'ed at 16) Loyal - Cannot get another job elsewhere

[ilyathereis]

You'll probably find The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce rather funny, then. He was a witty man.

http://www.thedevilsdictionary.com/

GUILLOTINE, n. A machine which makes a Frenchman shrug his shoulders with good reason.

CAT, n. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.

LECTURER, n. One with his hand in your pocket, his tongue in your ear and his faith in your patience.

[Rosaanette]

LOL I like number 19

[iMage]

14) Keen sense of humor - Knows a lot of dirty jokes

hah i guess im #14 then lol

[Rohit]

Living in This world is just like your hands are tied behind your back and you can do nothing but being pissed on your face and swallow...

[Rosaanette]

number 4 is great too lmao...

wise words Rohit, hope you dont talk by experience..