you guys might laugh but have you tried

peejeshare.com/upload
?
they have remote upload, up to 1gb file size, no download limits, and no captcha. download speeds are pretty good and you can download multiple files

no wait time

no affiliate

ect

it's also kinda low key-site is also a social network type shit but the file hosting / sharing part has been around for at least a year that I know of.

okay, go ahead and shoot it down now =]