Welcome to the land of paradox

[cvrle77]

It's the only country that borders with itself.
It's the country where the most beautiful women live, yet the birthrate is in decline.
Where unemployed works the most.
Where on the most fertile land, live people that starve.
Where trains are late on the schedule.
Where everyone plays football, and wins in volleyball.
Where everyone rushes to work, yet no one is on time.
Where the 8 hour business day is 9am to 9pm.
Where healthcare is free, but treatment is expensive.
Where journalists are free to write whatever they are told.
Where global crisis has taken up citizenship.
Where wars never ends.
Where history repeats every single day.
Where the richest are those that have never worked a day in their life.
Where foreign currency is domestic one.
Where people celebrate Christmas, and curse God.
Where the smart are branded as lunatics, and lunatics as smart.
Where those who are illiterate, write history.
Where laws are unlawful, and anarchy rules.
Where government despise citizens as unwanted witnesses.
Where everyone is smiling, but want to fuck you up.
Where trials last longer than life.
Where floods are the only way to irrigate land.

Welcome to the land of Serbia.

cvrle77 Reviewed by cvrle77 on 25th Mar 2012. Welcome to the land of paradox It's the only country that borders with itself. It's the country where the most beautiful women live, yet the birthrate is in decline. Where unemployed works the most. Where on the most fertile land, live people that starve. Where trains are late on the schedule. Where everyone plays football, and wins in volleyball. Where everyone rushes to work, yet no one is on time. Where the 8 hour business day is 9am to 9pm. Where healthcare is free, but treatment is expensive. Where Rating: 5

[MyDarkTower]

Wow sounds like a great place in the first two lines.