Here we go

do what skinner said

or... go to your shop, get a paysafecard, go to zhangltd and order a vps (whilst using TOR (or vpn) as a proxy), receive VPS, connect to VPS using TOR (or vpn), set up your website, then only connect to it via TOR/VPN and don't have adverts on it. Effectively fully anonymous As for the domain - no idea