Your Real Life Trolling Stories

[Daniel]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgAkWxcPBE&feature=player_embedded[/ame]

[citykitteh]

My dad is a total troll! He used to put pieces of cooked pasta in hamburgers he made and tell me and my brothers that they were rat burgers -- whoever was lucky would get the tail!

He also once chased me and my brothers (when we were pretty little) all through the house with what we thought were raw eggs, threatening to smash them on our heads. He caught my little brother and smashed the egg on him. We were all quite surprised to see that he didn't have egg all over his face. My dad had used a hard boiled egg. We all laughed and then my dad handed another egg to my little brother and told him to go get mom. We heard screaming a few minutes later. The second egg my dad had, the one he gave my brother to get my mom with, was not hard-boiled.

[ravim]

Never shag a Screamer! That would be fucking troll.. Fuck 2nd time I caught red handed and embarrassed in-front of everyone..

[Dean2k]

I just chill under my bridge.

[rikin]

i do same as dean

[dannym23]

@Overjaculation - Birmingham AL or Birmingham UK?

[coldabhishek]

My neighbour occasionally used to take her dog to poop on my car or alloys, even after warning her several times. I found the fuel tank of her car unlocked one fine day. Opened it, and filled it with 10 litres of gasoline (wrong fuel because her car ran on diesel). Later I heard her car was in the service centre for around a week due to problem with engine and fuel system

[Daniel]

I rape women outside night clubs, and when I am done, I look at their face and say "Oh shit sorry I thought you someone else."

[eXeo_]

My physics teacher, told me "why do shoot monster cans at the morning". I told her, "I don't shoot just drink".

The can was at the floor, near the bin and finally she recycled it.

[BlaZe]