Your favourite Nursery Rhyme ?

[Phamous]

Good, better, best
Never let it rest
Until your good is your better
And your better is your best

[iMage]

Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck, she put them on the windowsill to see if they would............................................. .... Fall off!


Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow? .. with silver bells and shotgun shells and one BIG fucking onion!


Little miss muffet, sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and wheh, along came a spider, sat down beside her, and said "whats in the bowl bitch?"