1G Unmetered VPS & Seedboxes, Your Own 2TB Drive, Anonymous Sign-up: $60USD/Month ( about 48 Euros / 38 GBP )


Chmuranet has stopped at no length to provide you the best in a Seedbox experience

Our hand crafted machines are built from the best E-Bay has to offer:
- Populated with processors only used in Florida retirement homes, on weekends

- Memory sticks smuggled out from a clandestine lab inside North Korea, where they were destined for the rigors of their missile guidance systems.

- SuperMicro motherboards, commissioned for Chmuranet, and specially modified by McLaren Motors for performance.

- Interconnect cables of hand pulled silver wire threads, rolled like cigars by Cuban maidens on their soft lightly tanned thighs.

- 2TB Hard Drives custom fabricated using nanotechnology in a low gee vacuum on our orbital manufacturing satellite, each gently parachuted home just for you.

- All of our chassis are TEMPEST grade V, and are as likely as the cockroach to survive nuclear armageddon.

- Each VPS hand installed to the user's specification with the greatest care by several Danish masseuses, whose cups truly do runneth over.

- To insure your privacy, each of our sysops are like the fabled Tommy: deaf, dumb and blind (upper echelons are also eunuchs) working from braille terminals.

- We have all personally met both Dennis Ritchie and Linus Torvalds, and are required to have long unkempt gray beards.

- Our fiber interconnects to the world's best network carriers are super-cooled using only the finest liquid Helium, collected from Himalayan mountain tops.

- Italian Physicists have personally calibrated our network wire speeds at faster than light.

- Our specially designed server racks mount the server in a downward angle, giving you that performance edge offered by gravity.

- Each invoice is OCR'ed twice before being issued!

All of this luxury can be yours for a mere $60/Month

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