Hello, Throng Host
I welcome you from the deepest part(apex) of my heart.
I really hope you like it here, I can't tell you how much happy and glad I am that you have joined this wonderful forum.
I just wanna tell you that its an immense pleasure to see you here, it literally is.
I wish I could somehow show you how happy I am to welcome you here, I wish I could just hold you in my arms and hug you tight and kiss your forehead and nibble your ear and then whisper to your ears "Welcome"
I simply can't describe the pleasure you've given us by joining us. Cannot possibly put it into words. I just wanna say that I will love you forever for joining this community.

With love,
Donnie Dark