vBulletin ? Here try standard vB Variables ...

Code: 
Site Statistics:
$totalthreads - Displays the total number of threads in the forum 
$totalposts - Displays total number of posts in the forum 
$numbermembers - Display total number of members in the forum 
$totalonline - Displays the number of total users currently online 
$numberregistered - Displays the number of total registered users currently online 
$numberguest - Displays the number of total guests currently online 
$recordusers - Displays the number of most users ever online 
$recorddate - Displays the date on which most users were ever online 
$recordtime - Displays the time on which most users were ever online 
$activeusers - Displays a list of currently active/online Users (i.e. logged in) 
$activemembers - Displays the number of members who are active in the forum 
$newusername - Displays the username of the newly registered user 
$birthdays - Displays list of users whose birthday is today 
$upcomingevents - Displays list of upcoming events 

$BBuserinfo Array, this can show anything thats stored in the user table
$bbuserinfo[username] - Username 
$bbuserinfo[userid] - User ID number 
$bbuserinfo[posts] - Users postcount 
$bbuserinfo[signature] - Users signature 
$bbuserinfo[email] - User Email Address 
$bbuserinfo[homepage] - Users homepage in profile 
$bbuserinfo[msn] - Users MSN address from profile 
$bbuserinfo[yahoo] - "" Yahoo "" 
$bbuserinfo[icq] - "" ICQ "" 
$bbuserinfo[usertitle] - Users custom usertitle 

$VBoptions Array, these are the options stored in the settings table, 
i.e things that you configured from vbulletin AdminCP>>vbulletin Options.
$vboptions[forumactive] - Status of whether forum is turned on/off 
$vboptions[bbclosedreason] - Reason why forum turned off 
$vboptions[bbtitle] - Forum title 
$vboptions[bburl] - Forum URL 
$vboptions[hometitle] - Site homepage Title 
$vboptions[homeurl] - Site homepage URL 
$vboptions[copyrighttext] - Site copyright text 
$vboptions[privacyurl] - URL to forum privacy statement 
$vboptions[webmasteremail] - Webmaster email address 
$vboptions[contactuslink] - contact us URL 
$vboptiions[enablehooks] - Status of plugin/hook system 
$vboptions[imagetype] - Determine if using GD or Imagemagick 
$vboptions[timeoffset] - forum time offset 
$vboptions[cookiepath] - forum cookie path 
$vboptions[legacypostbit] - Determine if using legacy (side) postbit or new horizontal postbit 
$vboptions[use_smtp] - If SMTP mail is enabled 
$vboptions[smtp_host] - SMTP hostname 
$vboptions[smtp_port] - SMTP port number 
$vboptions[allowregistrations] - Determine if new users can register 
$vboptions[welcomemail] - Determine if welcome mail is sent on registration 
$vboptions[avatarenabled] - Check if avatars are enabled 
$vboptions[reputationenable] - Check if reputation system is enabled 

$stylevar Array, this contains all the paths to forum images and other style variables
that are editable in the Styles and templates >> Stylevars
$stylevar[titleimage] - Path/filename for top banner 
$stylevar[outertablewidth] - The width of your forum 
$stylevar[spacersize] - Spacing betwen main body and content 
$stylevar[cellspacing] - Inner border width 
$stylevar[cellpadding] Table cell padding 
$stylevar[formwidth] - Form width in pixels 
$stylevar[imgdir_buton] - Path for forum buttons 
$stylevar[imgdir_statusicon] - Path for status icons 
$stylevar[imgdir_attach] - Path for attachment icons 

$css array, this is where all the CSS attributed can be located
$css variables[body][background] - Body background colour 
$css[body][color] - Body text colour 
$css[body][LINK_N][color] - Body normal links 
$css[body][LINK_V][color] - Body visited links 
$css[body][LINK_M][color] - Body link hover colour 
$css[.page][background] - Page background colour 
$css[.page][color] - Page text colour 
$css[.tborder][background] - Table border background colour 
$css[.tborder][color] - Table border font colour 
$css[.tcat][background] - Category strip background/colour 
$css[.tcat][color] - Category strip font colour 
$css[.thead][background] - Table header background gradient/colour 
$css[.thead][color] - Table header background colour 
$css[.tfoot][background] - Table footer background colour/gradient 
$css[.tfoot][color] - Table footer text colour 

Ad Location Template variables:
$ad_location[ad_footer_end] - Displays content of ad_footer_end template 
$ad_location[ad_footer_start] - Displays content of ad_footer_start template 
$ad_location[ad_forumdisplay_afterthreads] - Displays content of ad_forumdisplay_afterthreads template 
$ad_location[ad_forumdisplay_afterforums] - Displays content of ad_forumdisplay_afterforums template 
$ad_location[ad_header_logo] - Displays content of ad_header_logo template 
$ad_location[ad_header_end] - Displays content of ad_header_end template 
$ad_location[ad_navbar_below] - Displays content of ad_navbar_below template 
$ad_location[ad_showthread_beforeqr] - Displays content of ad_showthread_beforeqr template 
$ad_location[ad_showthread_firstpost] - Displays content of ad_showthread_firstpost template 

Miscellenous:
$notices - Used to display notices (for 3.7 onwards) 
$notifications_total - Used to display total number of unread notifications (for 3.7 onwards)

$thread[replycount] - Replies
$thread[views] - Views
$thread[lastposter] - Last Poster
$thread[lastpostdate] - last Post date
$thread[lastposttime] - Last Post Time