What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open the site http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.
Phamous Reviewed by Phamous on . What to do on an airplane.... What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk: 1. Take out your laptop. 2. Slowly open your laptop. 3. Turn it on. 4. Make certain your neighbor is watching. 5. Open your internet browser. 6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will. 7. Breathe deeply and open the site http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html Rating: 5