Ok here u go. The story is copied from here

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80738842/
http://www.eons.com/groups/topic/210...-Change-Hotels

Now what he has to say about this. Pwned lol
CJ Reviewed by CJ on . Last Night I checked into my hotel in Hot Springs and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself, Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture! I figured, what the heck, I'll give her a call. "Hello," the woman says. God, Rating: 5