Farmer milking cow

[Sam]

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.

His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.

I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.

As soon as I finished milkin'' him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt.

As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!

Sam Reviewed by Sam on 23rd May 2010. Farmer milking cow A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole. I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too. As soon as I finished milkin'' him again he knocked down the bucket Rating: 5

[ravi_4289]

have read it before on a forum :/

[Sam]

yup u culd have bcz i am not the author of this

i am just sharing !!

[Flash19]

its on fsiblog

[Daniel]

yup u culd have bcz i am not the author of this

i am just sharing !!

Not something worth sharing

[Elio]

"milking him" lol

[DeLeTeD]

yea ive seen this before. Its old but still good.