PHP Coding Game

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<?php 
function KWWHunction ($game, $litewarez) 
{  
    define('DISABLE_GAME', true);  
    if ($litewarez > 1) 
    { 
        die(); 
    } 
    else 
    { 
        echo "Mr. Happy and DeLeTeD random coding game since no one else has entered"; 
         
        $game = preg_match_all('#[\w+]#i', $game, $match); 

        if ($game[0] != $litewarez) 
        { 
            echo "Anyone wanna hire professional graphic designer? PM ME. :D";  
            if (Nitish == $spam) // Salman fixes a parse error :)) 
            { 
                give_him_some_hard_cash(); 
                $noob = userban($nitish); 
            } 
        } 
        echo "barcodenation does not know what he's doing right now?";   
        $secondlife = unban($nitish);  //dare anyone ban this kid now :( 
    } 
     
    while (true) 
    { 
        $KWWH->poke($elj, $pointed_stick); // [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w[/url]
 for (;;) {
        echo "This game is never ending , so is this <br />";
    }
if (($member == "Registered Member") || ($member == "KWWH Staff")){
     echo "This game is really extraordinary <3";
}  
elseif ($member == "Free Uploader") {
echo "Uploaders Needed :P visit: http://tachoz.net/forums";
}
elseif ($member == "Warez Forum Owners"){
echo "Submit Downloads to: [url]http://the-ddl.org[/url] ";
}
if (($spam == "Nitish") || ($spam == "deAthbLisS")){
     echo "I dont code so...:p";
     }
  }
}
     
print "Ended function KWWHunction, it hasnt been called, so all your code is redundant";
dbconnect();
mysql_query("drop Database KWWHunction");
dbclose();

//add more shit here :)

$connect = mysql_connect("google.com:3307","Larry_Page","iAm1337");
if (!$connect) {
    die('Could not connect: ' . mysql_error());
}
     
     try{
         $ch = curl_init();
     }catch(Exception $e){
print "Shits gone boom";
}

// I don't know php , but I want to say unique game is really nice game. 
print "Learn PHP, its awesome :D";


$troll = Mr Happy;

if ( $troll == Mr Happy ) {
    echo ":D";
} else {
    echo ":(";
}

     ?>