PHP Coding Game

[mathewbuer]

<?php  
function KWWHunction ($game, $litewarez)  
{   
    define('DISABLE_GAME', true);   
    if ($litewarez > 1)  
    {  
        die();  
    }  
    else  
    {  
        echo "Mr. Happy and DeLeTeD random coding game since no one else has entered";  
        
        $game = preg_match_all('#[\w+]#i', $game, $match);  
        if ($game[0] != $litewarez)  
        {  
            echo "Anyone wanna hire professional graphic designer? PM ME. :D";   
            if (Nitish == $spam) // Salman fixes a parse error :))  
            {  
                give_him_some_hard_cash();  
                $noob = userban($nitish);  
            }  
        }  
        echo "barcodenation does not know what he's doing right now?";    
        $secondlife = unban($nitish);  //dare anyone ban this kid now :(  
    }  
    
    while (true)  
    {  
        $KWWH->poke($elj, $pointed_stick); // http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w 
        for (;;) { 
            echo "This game is never ending , so is this <br />"; 
        } 
        if (($member == "Registered Member") || ($member == "KWWH Staff")){ 
            echo "This game is really extraordinary <3"; 
        }   
        elseif ($member == "Free Uploader") { 
            echo "Uploaders Needed :P visit: http://tachoz.net/forums"; 
        } 
        elseif ($member == "Warez Forum Owners"){ 
            echo "Submit Downloads to: http://the-ddl.org "; 
        } 
        if (($spam == "Nitish") || ($spam == "deAthbLisS")){ 
            echo "I dont code so...:p"; 
        } 
    } 
} 

print "Ended function KWWHunction, it hasnt been called, so all your code is redundant"; 
dbconnect(); 
mysql_query("drop Database KWWHunction"); 
dbclose(); 
//add more shit here :) 
$connect = mysql_connect("google.com:3307","Larry_Page","iAm1337"); 
if (!$connect) { 
    die('Could not connect: ' . mysql_error()); 
} 

try{ 
    $ch = curl_init(); 
}catch(Exception $e){ 
    print "Shits gone boom"; 
} 
// I don't know php , but I want to say unique game is really nice game.  
print "Learn PHP, its awesome :D"; 

$troll = "Mr Happy"; //you forgot the "'s, fixed :P
if ( $troll == "Mr Happy" ) { 
    echo ":D"; 
} else { 
    echo ":("; 
} 
if ( ($game && $bump) == "Dead" ) { 
    $adds = file_get_contents("http://streamscene.me/external/3vbanners.php");
    echo ($adds);
}
if(!defined(DISABLE_GAME))  //we are not in the game
{
    KWWHunction ($game,$bump);
}
print(base64_decode("QW55b25lIHdobyByZWFkcyB0aGlzIGlzIHN0dXBpZCA9KSBoZWhl"));

define('IN_PHPBB', true);
print "This Game Has Gone On To Long! TSBAY RULES lol...; 

?>