PHP Coding Game

[Dman]

 <?php   
ob_start(); 
function KWWHunction ($game, $litewarez)   
{    
    define('DISABLE_GAME', true);    
    if ($litewarez > 1)   
    {   
        die();   
    }   
    else   
    {   
        echo "Mr. Happy and DeLeTeD random coding game since no one else has entered";   
         
        $game = preg_match_all('#[\w+]#i', $game, $match);   
        if ($game[0] != $litewarez)   
        {   
            echo "Anyone wanna hire professional graphic designer? PM ME. :D";    
            if (Nitish == $spam) // Salman fixes a parse error :))   
            {   
                give_him_some_hard_cash();   
                $noob = userban($nitish);   
            }   
        }   
        echo "barcodenation does not know what he's doing right now?";     
        $secondlife = unban($nitish);  //dare anyone ban this kid now :(   
    }   
     
    while (true)   
    {   
        $KWWH->poke($elj, $pointed_stick); // http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w  
        for (;;) {  
            echo "This game is never ending , so is this <br />";  
        }  
        if (($member == "Registered Member") || ($member == "KWWH Staff")){  
            echo "This game is really extraordinary <3";  
        }    
        elseif ($member == "Free Uploader") {  
            echo "Uploaders Needed :P visit: http://tachoz.net/forums";  
        }  
        elseif ($member == "Warez Forum Owners"){  
            echo "Submit Downloads to: http://the-ddl.org ";  
        }  
        if (($spam == "Nitish") || ($spam == "deAthbLisS")){  
            echo "I dont code so...:p";  
        }  
    }  
}  

print "Ended function KWWHunction, it hasnt been called, so all your code is redundant";  
dbconnect();  
mysql_query("drop Database KWWHunction");  
dbclose();  
//add more shit here :)  
$connect = mysql_connect("google.com:3307","Larry_Page","iAm1337");  
if (!$connect) {  
    die('Could not connect: ' . mysql_error());  
}  

try{  
    $ch = curl_init();  
}catch(Exception $e){  
    print "Shits gone boom";  
}  
// I don't know php , but I want to say unique game is really nice game.   
print "Learn PHP, its awesome :D";  

$troll = "Mr Happy"; //you forgot the "'s, fixed :P 
if ( $troll == "Mr Happy" ) {  
    echo ":D";  
} else {  
    echo ":(";  
}  
if ( ($game && $bump) == "Dead" ) {  
    $adds = file_get_contents("http://streamscene.me/external/3vbanners.php"); 
    echo ($adds); 
} 
if(!defined(DISABLE_GAME))  //we are not in the game 
{ 
    KWWHunction ($game,$bump); 
} 
print(base64_decode("QW55b25lIHdobyByZWFkcyB0aGlzIGlzIHN0dXBpZCA9KSBoZWhl")); 

define('IN_PHPBB', true); 
print "This Game Has Gone On To Long! TSBAY RULES lol..."; //fixed this noob code 
ob_end_clean(); 
print 'Oh Snap!'; 
include("gameheader.php"); 
require("config.php"); 
function playagain ($newgame, $KWWHuction) {  
echo "I cannot code, I know only GFX :p"; //testing my first line of code xD
define('IN_VAGINA', TRUE); //Let's get ready :D