PHP Coding Game

[Comkid]

 <?php   
ob_start(); 
function KWWHunction ($game, $litewarez)   
{    
    define('DISABLE_GAME', true);    
    if ($litewarez > 1)   
    {   
        die();   
    }   
    else   
    {   
        echo "Mr. Happy and DeLeTeD random coding game since no one else has entered";   
         
        $game = preg_match_all('#[\w+]#i', $game, $match);   
        if ($game[0] != $litewarez)   
        {   
            echo "Anyone wanna hire professional graphic designer? PM ME. :D";    
            if (Nitish == $spam) // Salman fixes a parse error :))   
            {   
                give_him_some_hard_cash();   
                $noob = userban($nitish);   
            }   
        }   
        echo "barcodenation does not know what he's doing right now?";     
        $secondlife = unban($nitish);  //dare anyone ban this kid now :(   
    }   
     
    while (true)   
    {   
        $KWWH->poke($elj, $pointed_stick); // http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w  
        for (;;) {  
            echo "This game is never ending , so is this <br />";  
        }  
        if (($member == "Registered Member") || ($member == "KWWH Staff")){  
            echo "This game is really extraordinary <3";  
        }    
        elseif ($member == "Free Uploader") {  
            echo "Uploaders Needed :P visit: http://tachoz.net/forums";  
        }  
        elseif ($member == "Warez Forum Owners"){  
            echo "Submit Downloads to: http://the-ddl.org ";  
        }  
        if (($spam == "Nitish") || ($spam == "deAthbLisS")){  
            echo "I dont code so...:p";  
        }  
    }  
}  

print "Ended function KWWHunction, it hasnt been called, so all your code is redundant";  
dbconnect();  
mysql_query("drop Database KWWHunction");  
dbclose();  
//add more shit here :)  
$connect = mysql_connect("google.com:3307","Larry_Page","iAm1337");  
if (!$connect) {  
    die('Could not connect: ' . mysql_error());  
}  

try{  
    $ch = curl_init();  
}catch(Exception $e){  
    print "Shits gone boom";  
}  
// I don't know php , but I want to say unique game is really nice game.   
print "Learn PHP, its awesome :D";  

$troll = "Mr Happy"; //you forgot the "'s, fixed :P 
if ( $troll == "Mr Happy" ) {  
    echo ":D";  
} else {  
    echo ":(";  
}  
if ( ($game && $bump) == "Dead" ) {  
    $adds = file_get_contents("http://streamscene.me/external/3vbanners.php"); 
    echo ($adds); 
} 
if(!defined(DISABLE_GAME))  //we are not in the game 
{ 
    KWWHunction ($game,$bump); 
} 
print(base64_decode("QW55b25lIHdobyByZWFkcyB0aGlzIGlzIHN0dXBpZCA9KSBoZWhl")); 

define('IN_PHPBB', true); 
print "This Game Has Gone On To Long! TSBAY RULES lol..."; //fixed this noob code 
ob_end_clean(); 
print 'Oh Snap!'; 
include("gameheader.php"); 
require("config.php"); 
function playagain ($newgame, $KWWHuction) {  
echo "I cannot code, I know only GFX :p"; //testing my first line of code xD
define('IN_VAGINA', TRUE); //Let's get ready :D

if ($litewarez == 'rulez')
{
    die('Litewarez Rulez');
}

Comkid Reviewed by Comkid on 29th Jul 2010. PHP Coding Game Ok this is sorta like some of those count to a million games etc you see on forums except the next person adds a line of code. When you reply please add your line after the rest of the code and use php tags You can add anything as long as it's valid and doesn't stop the code. I'll start <?php Rating: 5