Number 1
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A farmhand is driving round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I"ve got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and hes stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. Hes still wriggling ? what should I do?"
"In the back of your truck theres a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."

The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."

"So whats the problem now?" his Boss snapped.

"What will I do with his speed camera?"

Number 2
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Paddy says to Murphy "can you guess the odd one out fella"

A. Egg
B. Wife
C. BloKWWHob

Murphy says "well paddy, I would have to say bloKWWHob"
Paddy says "why's that Murphy?"
Murphy says "well, you can beat an egg and you can beat your wife, but you can't beat a good bloKWWHob"

Number 3
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Blonde takes her car for repair and fears an expensive bill. Mechanic fixes it in 2 mins saying "nothing wrong, just shit in the air filter" she replies "how often"?

Number 4
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An Italian, a Frenchman and a Scouser are discussing their relative performance in bed. The Italian says - "When I've a finshed a makin da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy" The Frenchman replies - "Zat is nossing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with my girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats ze 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy" The Scouser says - "Dat's nothin, when I've finished shaggin me bird, I get out of bed, walk over to da winda and wipe my knob clean on da curtains. She hits the ****in roof !!!"

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NationWebHost Reviewed by NationWebHost on . Post some jokes? Number 1 ----------- A farmhand is driving round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I"ve got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and hes stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. Hes still wriggling ? what should I do?" "In the back of your truck theres a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss Rating: 5