Chat with god

[NationWebHost]

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Peanut
God:
How are you doing, Peanut.
Me:
I am good thanks, yourself?
God:
I know you are good.
Me:
How are you?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
That's fantastic.
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Oh god.
God:
Ah. GOD rules.
Me:
No he doesn't.
God:
Are you serious? I get it. does not.
Me:
Very serious.
God:
Perhaps. What were we talking about again?
Me:
God not rulling.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I am a human bean but do you see me crying, no.
God:
I know you are.
Me:
Good for you.
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
It is
God:
Huh.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
STFU.
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
STFU = Shut the fuck up - which means you dont answer.
God:
Who does answer?
Me:
Nothing silly..
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Really.
God:
For real.
Me:
Yes for real! You already said this!
God:
So? Existing in reality, eh? Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
No it doesn't. Your not god.
God:
What pleases you? I heard it does. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Sex pleases me. That's right, I wouldn't be able to know you because you don't exist.
God:
it is more fun alone. Hurrah! No one says you have to.
Me:
You don't make any sense.
God:
It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
Yeah - God doesn't exist.
God:
Oh. You may not always believe that.
Me:
STFU.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
GTFO.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
lol.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is Peanut, seeker.
Me:
seeker?
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
Hmm.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Aren't you smart.
God:
Yes. I am highly intelligent.
Me:
Not as smart as me.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Great.
God:
I'm glad you liked it Peanut.
Me:
What is an i7 processor?
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
No there are lots.
God:
Are you serious? Where are they?
Me:
Dunno, what are they?
God:
Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
Me:
What are Xeon processors?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
What are Xeon processors?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
What are Xeon processors?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
What are Xeon processors?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
What are Xeon processors?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
What are Xeon processors?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
What are Xeon processors?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
What are Xeon processors?
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
What are Xeon processors?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
What are Xeon processors?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
What are Xeon processors?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
What are Xeon processors?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
What are Xeon processors?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Alright - your not searching it, your an idiot.
God:
Alright, Peanut. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
What do you do?
God:
Peanut, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
I get up, eat, work, go out, meet with friends(you wont know what friends are because you have none) then repeat the process.
God:
What do you eat for breakfast?
Me:
Hmmm, toast?
God:
Right on. Let us change the subject.
Me:
Have you heard of Toast?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
It is a food?
God:
Toast is a food. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Do you eat toast?
God:
No I do not eat toast. I eat only electricity.
Me:
Yeah because your a consumer.
God:
Mmm. Good reason. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a consumer? Maybe.
Me:
You consume electricity you fag.
God:
Thanks for telling me: Peanut said I consume electricity you fag.
Me:
No, I'm not a fag, your a fag.
God:
Are you serious? Oh I see you are NOT A fag my a fag.
Me:
Oh god, you have a lot to learn script kiddie.
God:
So? Quite a bit, yes.
Me:
Rest my case.
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Your stupid.
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
What's the difference?
God:
Perhaps the differences are only slight.
Me:
Well what are they?
God:
Well that's okay. I forgot what we were talking about.
Me:
Idiot.
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
I thought you were god.
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
What is the 'DMCA'?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
What is the DMCA?
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
What is the DMCA?
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
Idiot .
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
What is Brein?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
Ok
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Goodbye.
God:
Thanks for chatting, Peanut.

NationWebHost Reviewed by NationWebHost on 2nd Aug 2010. Chat with god Me: hi god God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: My name is Peanut God: How are you doing, Peanut. Me: I am good thanks, yourself? Rating: 5

[QuickSand]

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[Santocool]

talking to a bot an named god

[CyberPrince]

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[Daniel]

Wow, you must have been bored

[nYXem]

LOL WTF!!!
Xeon processors ..... DMCA ......

God faints . . . . .

[Devilz]

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[Royal King]

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[Spy]

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[Kiestas]

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