Win an IPT Invite

[CJ]

IPT means http://IPTORRENTs.com

Its private Torrent Tracker like TL, SCC, etc

CJ Reviewed by CJ on 22nd Sep 2010. Win an IPT Invite I am giving 5 ipt invites to someone who can tell best joke. i will wait next 12 hours after posting this thread and choose one from replies. so lets begin :)) 1st Winner : ItsmYarD 2nd Winner :CyberFreak 3rd Winner : lig}{tning 4th Winner : Royal King 5th Winner :zakuza Rating: 5

[abhay26]

i think he joked sarcastically.

[Dean2k]

Heard this joke at a pub from an american (in scotland) lol.

There was a guy with a massive mohawk all multi colours y'know green, purple, blue etc.. and this little kid goes up to him and says uuh are you a parrot? The guy says no, why?.. Little kid says go well once I fucked a parrot and was wondering if you were my son haha..

I was stoned and drunk so I found it fucking hilarous lol.

[lig}{tning]

lol guys that was my joke what is (IPT) very simple one

[abhay26]

lol guys that was my joke what is (IPT) very simple one

I told but those plainhead morons couldn't get it.

[lig}{tning]

abhay26 good guess

[Hawk]

No one will win, they're (obviously) all looking up for "best jokes" on Google, how lame. A-holes can't use their brain.

[shadow.prx]

Your life

Their funniest joke lul naw im playing already have a iptorrent account just felt like being an ass

[mRAza]

even if you have ipt account that does not matter you can give it to someone else as its only for fun

[vizoomer]

hmm ok here comes mine :-

it's not for getting ipt account as i already have one
but just for fun

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4 Nuns were travelling along the Highway 1 day in their VW Beetle when all of a sudden it all went horribly wrong.

A couple of children had strayed on to the Highway chasing their ball.

As the nun driving swerved to avoid hitting them, she clipped a railing, rolled the VW 4 times into the path of a B Double Truck coming the other way.

Needless to say they all died a tragic death.

On the way to Heaven St Peter stopped them at the Pearly Gates and asked the 1st Nun in line if she had anything she wanted to declare before entering Heaven.

The First nun spoke....." Well yes St Peter, when I was alive I actually caught site of
a mens penis!"
St Peter replied.........." There There my child you are forgiven, wash your eyes with the
Holly Water and pass through the gates."

The 2nd Nun spoke....." Well St Peter, when I was alive I actually touched a mens
penis!"
St Peter replied.........." There There my child you are forgiven, wash your Hands in the
Holly Water and pass through the gates."

At this stage the 4th Nun was looking very upset indeed and piped up to St Peter saying....

"Excuse me St Peter, Do you mind if I Gargle the water before the Sister sits in it?"