Win an IPT Invite

[zakuza]

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

zakuza Reviewed by zakuza on 22nd Sep 2010. Win an IPT Invite I am giving 5 ipt invites to someone who can tell best joke. i will wait next 12 hours after posting this thread and choose one from replies. so lets begin :)) 1st Winner : ItsmYarD 2nd Winner :CyberFreak 3rd Winner : lig}{tning 4th Winner : Royal King 5th Winner :zakuza Rating: 5

[GeeZus]

My joke:

Someone said IPT is good as SCC.

[ProtoWorker]

Two middle aged went to a cinema show. Seated next to them was a seedy character who started pawing the woman next to him, when the lights went out. She told her companion that the man seemed to very hot. Her companion asked her to ignore further advances and watch the movie.

A few minutes later the women mentioned the man was now red-hot and wanted to use fingers. Her companion said that she would let him use his fingers and she might as well enjoy it, The woman said indignantly : 'My dear, it is my fingers he wants to use'.

[Royal King]

Beauty of ENGLISH -
Ever noticed how deleting one word after another in a sentence can lead to a nice story?
Here's an example:
"Oh Jack plz dont touch me at all..!!"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch me at..!!"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch..!!"
"Oh Jack plz dont..!!"
"Oh Jack plz...!!"
"oh Jack..!!"
"Ohh... !!!"

[lig}{tning]

Have you got any winners?

[rko]

you sir is sexy!


funny right

[mRAza]

Now my joke:
Everyone wins except rko ,

ontopic:

AND THE WINNER IS.....

EVERYONEEE

please send me ur email to send you invites whoever is in list

[Cooper]

How do you call black humor in other words....
Obama

[QuickSand]

there was a physic convention coming up but it was canceled, guess they didnt see that coming

[DeLeTeD]

there was a physic convention coming up but it was canceled, guess they didnt see that coming

lmfao way to take my joke