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[EsotorisK]

Eso has turned straight!!!

Thats the worst joke ever I was straight from beginning.
Anyways its true.

IPT = Incredible Pussy Teaser

[ProtoWorker]

Two middle aged went to a cinema show. Seated next to them was a seedy character who started pawing the woman next to him, when the lights went out. She told her companion that the man seemed to very hot. Her companion asked her to ignore further advances and watch the movie.

A few minutes later the women mentioned the man was now red-hot and wanted to use fingers. Her companion said that she would let him use his fingers and she might as well enjoy it, The woman said indignantly : 'My dear, it is my fingers he wants to use'.

[Royal King]

Beauty of ENGLISH -
Ever noticed how deleting one word after another in a sentence can lead to a nice story?
Here's an example:
"Oh Jack plz dont touch me at all..!!"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch me at..!!"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch..!!"
"Oh Jack plz dont..!!"
"Oh Jack plz...!!"
"oh Jack..!!"
"Ohh... !!!"

[lig}{tning]

Have you got any winners?

[Dean2k]

Heard this joke at a pub from an american (in scotland) lol.

There was a guy with a massive mohawk all multi colours y'know green, purple, blue etc.. and this little kid goes up to him and says uuh are you a parrot? The guy says no, why?.. Little kid says go well once I fucked a parrot and was wondering if you were my son haha..

I was stoned and drunk so I found it fucking hilarous lol.

[rko]

you sir is sexy!


funny right

[mRAza]

Now my joke:
Everyone wins except rko ,

ontopic:

AND THE WINNER IS.....

EVERYONEEE

please send me ur email to send you invites whoever is in list

[Cooper]

How do you call black humor in other words....
Obama

[QuickSand]

there was a physic convention coming up but it was canceled, guess they didnt see that coming

[DeLeTeD]

there was a physic convention coming up but it was canceled, guess they didnt see that coming

lmfao way to take my joke