Win an IPT Invite

[lig}{tning]

lol guys that was my joke what is (IPT) very simple one

[RT]

Sex in the dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent ~censored~," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . You explain the kids."

ROFL nice one

[abhay26]

lol guys that was my joke what is (IPT) very simple one

I told but those plainhead morons couldn't get it.

[lig}{tning]

abhay26 good guess

[Hawk]

No one will win, they're (obviously) all looking up for "best jokes" on Google, how lame. A-holes can't use their brain.

[shadow.prx]

Your life

Their funniest joke lul naw im playing already have a iptorrent account just felt like being an ass

[mRAza]

even if you have ipt account that does not matter you can give it to someone else as its only for fun

[vizoomer]

hmm ok here comes mine :-

it's not for getting ipt account as i already have one
but just for fun

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4 Nuns were travelling along the Highway 1 day in their VW Beetle when all of a sudden it all went horribly wrong.

A couple of children had strayed on to the Highway chasing their ball.

As the nun driving swerved to avoid hitting them, she clipped a railing, rolled the VW 4 times into the path of a B Double Truck coming the other way.

Needless to say they all died a tragic death.

On the way to Heaven St Peter stopped them at the Pearly Gates and asked the 1st Nun in line if she had anything she wanted to declare before entering Heaven.

The First nun spoke....." Well yes St Peter, when I was alive I actually caught site of
a mens penis!"
St Peter replied.........." There There my child you are forgiven, wash your eyes with the
Holly Water and pass through the gates."

The 2nd Nun spoke....." Well St Peter, when I was alive I actually touched a mens
penis!"
St Peter replied.........." There There my child you are forgiven, wash your Hands in the
Holly Water and pass through the gates."

At this stage the 4th Nun was looking very upset indeed and piped up to St Peter saying....

"Excuse me St Peter, Do you mind if I Gargle the water before the Sister sits in it?"

[zakuza]

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

[GeeZus]

My joke:

Someone said IPT is good as SCC.