Win an IPT Invite

[mRAza]

I am giving 5 ipt invites to someone who can tell best joke. i will wait next 12 hours after posting this thread and choose one from replies.

so lets begin


1st Winner : ItsmYarD
2nd Winner :CyberFreak
3rd Winner : lig}{tning
4th Winner : Royal King
5th Winner :zakuza

vizoomer and Protoworker are also winners too but they have ipt already and everybode else is also winner who posted in this thread except rko (jk) LMAo




3 more invites added by napps

mRAza Reviewed by mRAza on 22nd Sep 2010. Win an IPT Invite I am giving 5 ipt invites to someone who can tell best joke. i will wait next 12 hours after posting this thread and choose one from replies. so lets begin :)) 1st Winner : ItsmYarD 2nd Winner :CyberFreak 3rd Winner : lig}{tning 4th Winner : Royal King 5th Winner :zakuza Rating: 5

[abhay26]

Eso has turned straight!!!

[EsotorisK]

Eso has turned straight!!!

Thats the worst joke ever I was straight from beginning.
Anyways its true.

IPT = Incredible Pussy Teaser

[ItsmYarD]

Sex in the dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent ~censored~," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . You explain the kids."

[RT]

Sex in the dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent ~censored~," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . You explain the kids."

ROFL nice one

[napps]

adding 3 more IPT invites to get the comp cranking

[CyberFreak]

(at a court)

Judge: Why Did you throw a chair at ur husband?
Wife: Because I cant throw the table!
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Depakote Settlement Information

[lig}{tning]

what is IPT

[mRAza]

what is IPT

http://www.iptorrents.com/
private tracker

[Hawk]

CyberFreak, you baboon, can't you think of your own joke?