Is your host noobish? Use this script to test.

[NewEraCracker]

The developement of this script has been moved to github:

https://raw.github.com/NewEraCracker/php_work/master/noobish_host.php

v2.5.5

<?php
/* 
    iS MA HOS' NOOBISH? v2.5.5
    @author   NewEraCracker
    @date     2011/07/10
    @license  Public Domain
    @notes    newfags can't triforce
*/

// Config
$functionsToBeDisabled = array('link', 'symlink', 'system', 'shell_exec', 'passthru', 'exec', 'pcntl_exec', 'popen', 'proc_close', 'proc_get_status', 'proc_nice', 'proc_open', 'proc_terminate');
$functionsToBeEnabled = array('php_uname', 'base64_decode', 'fpassthru', 'ini_set');

// Init
$crlf = "\r\n";
$disabledFunctions = array_map("trim", explode(",",@ini_get("disable_functions")));
$issues = array();

// Functions to be disabled
foreach ($functionsToBeDisabled as $test)
{
    if(function_exists($test) && !(in_array($test, $disabledFunctions)))
    {
        $issues[] = "Function ".$test." should be disabled!";
    }
}
unset($test);

// Functions to be enabled
foreach ($functionsToBeEnabled as $test)
{
    if(!function_exists($test) || in_array($test, $disabledFunctions))
    {
        $issues[] = "Function ".$test." should be enabled!";
    }
}
unset($test);

// Do we have access to eval?
if( in_array("eval", $disabledFunctions) )
{
    $issues[] = "Language construct eval is required to be enabled in PHP!";
}

// dl (in)security
if( function_exists('dl') && !(in_array('dl', $disabledFunctions)) )
{
    if (ini_get('enable_dl'))
    {
        $issues[] = "enable_dl should be Off!";
    }
}

// Safe mode?
if (ini_get('safe_mode')) { $issues[] = "Issue: safe_mode is On!"; }

// magic_quotes_gpc?
if (ini_get('magic_quotes_gpc')) { $issues[] = "Issue: magic_quotes_gpc is On!"; }

// Output results
echo "<pre>";
if( !count($issues) )
{
    echo "Host is not noobish! Ready for use!";
}
else
{
    echo "Your host scored ".count($issues)." noobish points!".$crlf.$crlf;

    foreach($issues as $issue)
    {
        echo "Issue: {$issue}".$crlf;
    }
    unset($issue);
}
echo "</pre>";
?>

NewEraCracker Reviewed by NewEraCracker on 31st Oct 2010. Is your host noobish? Use this script to test. The developement of this script has been moved to github: https://raw.github.com/NewEraCracker/php_work/master/noobish_host.php v2.5.5 <?php /* iS MA HOS' NOOBISH? v2.5.5 @author NewEraCracker @date 2011/07/10 @license Public Domain Rating: 5