Lets create a crowd sourced PHP Class

[SplitIce]

class KWWHunction
{
    function __construct()
    {
        if($user!=="SplitIce"){
            echo 'I am not good in OO php';
        } else {
            echo 'PHP Never lies.';
        }
    }
}

$KWWH = new KWWHunction();