Google Not Indexing

[BlaZe]

http://deadlyjokes.com

The domain is 2 weeks old and the site is up and fully running since 1 week (posted content)

I have used all the White Hat SEO Techniques I knew.

Submitting Sitemap to Google
Optimizing the theme (adding h1, h2, h3 tags)
Researching & Inserting Keywords and Description relevant to the content.
Submitting content to Social Bookmarking sites
Adding the site to Directories (This I have to work more)

But, still when I google for "site:deadlyjokes.com" it shows no indexed pages.
I'm confused, why is this so ? am I doing something wrong ? what more should I do ?

I have heard that google takes 1 or 2 months for indexing, but thats concerned with the static websites, which does not have updated content.

My website is dynamic, daily the content is updated, but still none of my pages are indexed in google.


I'd like to have a good advice from the SEO Gurus here :) Please help me. This is really a bad scenario for me..

BlaZe Reviewed by BlaZe on 17th Dec 2010. Google Not Indexing http://deadlyjokes.com The domain is 2 weeks old and the site is up and fully running since 1 week (posted content) I have used all the White Hat SEO Techniques I knew. Submitting Sitemap to Google Optimizing the theme (adding h1, h2, h3 tags) Researching & Inserting Keywords and Description relevant to the content. Submitting content to Social Bookmarking sites Rating: 5

[RT]

Maybe no backlinks? try getting some more, get your content on twitter maybe? I notice you're not using any SEO plugin(?) try installing AIO seo plugin, google xml plugin and robots meta, good luck.

[Dan.Crew]

u have this in ur robots.txt

User-agent: *
Disallow:
Sitemap: http://www.deadlyjokes.com/sitemap.xml.gz

u r blocking every bot to acces ur website thus no indexing

change it to

User-agent: *
Allow: /

[RT]

^lol? mine says the same and my pages are getting indexed just fine.
http://www.hq-uploads.com/robots.txt

[Dan.Crew]

^^^ please reffer to this page http://www.robotstxt.org/robotstxt.html

[RT]

Please open ur eyes and read again: http://screensnapr.com/u/94enwi.png

You see the "/" after disallow? None of us have it, therefor nothing is being "disallowed" to be indexed. Plus my site is being indexed right in this moment, that's your proof. (Click)

[Dan.Crew]

i didnt say u were wrong i saw the "/" i posted that just for referring and adding allow is same as disallow without the "/"

[RT]

lol please, you just said that the guy is blocking every bot, when in fact he ain't blocking any bot .

[Dan.Crew]

^^ k u Win, m sorry i tried to help. BlaZe hope ur site get indexed soon

[Arthur]

RT how you generated a site map? I got these files when i generate site map:

http://screensnapr.com/u/m8edrp.png