u have this in ur robots.txt
Code: 
User-agent: *
Disallow:
Sitemap: http://www.deadlyjokes.com/sitemap.xml.gz
u r blocking every bot to acces ur website thus no indexing

change it to
Code: 
User-agent: *
Allow: /
Dan.Crew Reviewed by Dan.Crew on . Google Not Indexing http://deadlyjokes.com The domain is 2 weeks old and the site is up and fully running since 1 week (posted content) I have used all the White Hat SEO Techniques I knew. Submitting Sitemap to Google Optimizing the theme (adding h1, h2, h3 tags) Researching & Inserting Keywords and Description relevant to the content. Submitting content to Social Bookmarking sites Rating: 5