Ugly Truth of Space Junk

[Daniel]

"Dealing with the decades of detritus from using outer space ? human-made orbital debris ? is a global concern, but some experts are now questioning the feasibility of the wide range of 'solutions' sketched out to grapple with high-speed space litter. What may be shaping up is an 'abandon in place' posture for certain orbital altitudes ? an outlook that flags the messy message resulting from countless bits of orbital refuse. US General William Shelton, commander of Air Force Space Command, underscored the worrisome issue of orbital debris during a presentation at the National Space Symposium on April 12, 2011. In a recent conference here, Gen. William Shelton, commander of the US Air Force Space Command, relayed his worries about rising amounts of human-made space junk."

Daniel Reviewed by Daniel on 11th May 2011. Ugly Truth of Space Junk "Dealing with the decades of detritus from using outer space ? human-made orbital debris ? is a global concern, but some experts are now questioning the feasibility of the wide range of 'solutions' sketched out to grapple with high-speed space litter. What may be shaping up is an 'abandon in place' posture for certain orbital altitudes ? an outlook that flags the messy message resulting from countless bits of orbital refuse. US General William Shelton, commander of Air Force Space Rating: 5

[Djlatino]

Like in Futurama and WALL-E!

[Daniel]

We could send up a crew of young people to have wacky adventures and fixate on each other. In their spare time they could clean up junk manually.

[Djlatino]

Who has time for that? We barely have time to get up and get some fresh airs (I'm talking to you americans)

[Daniel]

We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas...

[Djlatino]

Well, Plan B must be put into action! Party hard and get baked till death.

[Daniel]

Space sharks with lasers. Duh.