A Fact of Indian Government

[Glenn]

1) ???? Qus.: What are you doing?
Ans.: Business.
Tax : PAY?PROFESSIONAL TAX
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2) ???? Qus.: What are you doing in Business?
Ans.: Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX
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3) ???? Qus.: From where are you getting Goods?
Ans.: From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY?CENTRAL SALES TAX,?CUSTOM DUTY?& OCTROI
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4) ???? Qus.: What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans.: Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX
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5) ???? Qus.: How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of?dividend
Tax?: PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX
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6) ???? Qus.: Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans.: Factory.
Tax : PAY?EXCISE DUTY
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8) ???? Qus.: Do you have Staff?
Ans.: Yes
Tax(think) PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX
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9) ???? Qus.: Doing business in Millions?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY?TURNOVER TAX? ??
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
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10) ?? Qus.: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans.: Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX
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11)??? Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans.: Hotel
Tax : PAY?FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX
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12) ?? Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY?FRINGE BENEFIT TAX
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13) ?? Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY?SERVICE TAX
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14)??? Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans.: Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX
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15)??? Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY?WEALTH TAX
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16)??? Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans.: Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY?ENTERTAINMENT TAX
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17) ?? Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE
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18)??? Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans.: Bus
Tax : PAY?SURCHARGE
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19) ?? Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL &
SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
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20) ?? Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY
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21) ?? INDIAN (think)? Can I die now??
Ans?: No,??wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX
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2) Petrol Price in INDIA
Pakistan???????????? Rs. 26
Bangladesh ?????? Rs. 22
Cuba ????????? ?????? Rs. 19
Nepal?????????? ?????? Rs. 34
Burma ??????? ?????? Rs. 30
Afghanistan ????? Rs. 36
INDIA ??????? ?????? Rs. 70.20
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?3) BASIC COST ?PER 1 LITRE 16.50
Centre tax?? ?11.80%
Excise duty?? ?9.75%
Vat cess????????????? ?4%
State tax?????????? ??8 %
Total??? ?Rs.?? ?50.05
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Now extra 13.35 Rs,?PER 1 LITRE
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What a Great from Govt. of India??

Glenn Reviewed by Glenn on 23rd Jun 2011. A Fact of Indian Government 1) ???? Qus.: What are you doing? Ans.: Business. Tax : PAY?PROFESSIONAL TAX ? 2) ???? Qus.: What are you doing in Business? Ans.: Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX ? 3) ???? Qus.: From where are you getting Goods? Ans.: From other State/Abroad Rating: 5

[Rapidshare]

hahahaha.. awesome.. must read by manmohan singh

[n4pst3r]

lmao...Nice share

[tvg]

good one
damn man why did everyone elect congress f*****S

[ankurs]

good one
damn man why did everyone elect congress f*****S

blame the so called minority, who is actually a majority now

[Rapidshare]

blame the so called minority, who is actually a majority now

you are going off topic.. its not matter of minority nor majority.. its becoz of you and me.. who voted..

[ace-uploader]

blame the so called minority, who is actually a majority now

This one of the reason, no matter who you voted OR even you didn't vote, this must be removed. These price hikes have been killer for normal citizen.

Who told u in Pakistan petrol is 26rs. per litre???

here is petrol 87rs. per litre and if we convert into indian rupee approx 46rs per litre

We are talking about prices in INR not in others

Pretty much every system sucks in India. Except, awesome corruption system with 100% UPTIME!

[Gh0st]

Corruption much?

[Rapidshare]

Corruption much?

yes, in indian we need to pay extra for all our gov. works

[dada23]

cooooooooooooooool