How to be a man-whore!

[thecompgame]

Ever wanted to be a man whore?
Well welcome to my guide on "How to be a man-whore!"

First we need to learn what a man whore is so take a look at this:

A Manwhore is a male that has several key attributes. A typically young (18-25)male who dresses in designer clothing, carries multiple cellphones, has become a master of manipulating women, and makes it his personal mission to sleep with as many different women as possible qualifies as a manwhore. He also has virtually no emmotional attachment to any of his victims. The reputaion of manwhore makes gaining new potential victims somewhat difficult, so most manwhores are forced to switch territories and stomping grounds frequently. However, even in familair enviornments, many manwhores can continue to get laid by playing the "im misunderstood, or "Im just pissed and acting out over a bad breakup" card. A true master in both deception and cunning, a manwhore is any "good girls" worst nightmare come true.

Keep this image in your head, this is your inspiration and your golden life rule!

Now that we have established that you will be having sexual intercourse with many women you have to take into consideration that you will come across STD's and problems of that sort in this line of work! But don't think about it to much.

THE FIRST STEP:
The first step to being a man-whore is being attactive, you have to remember that nobody gives a shit about what you think you look like! The sexy bitches have to say you look sexy!
Some tips for this are asking some bitches if they think your hot and what you should do to not look like a ugly ass monster. Or if you don't have any mother bitches as friends go ask your boyfriend what to do!
Also if your a fatty then you should just stop reading this, no offence but its gonna take you months maybe even years to become a decent man-whore.


STEP TWO:
This is very impotent so pay attention! To be a man-whore you will need the fucking skills of a pornstar, so to do this, you will need loads of practice, a good way to get better is doing kegel exercises, this will help you last longer.
Please don't be a fucking idiot and ask me how to do kegel exercises because you can google it yourself!!

STEP THREE
If you don't get good at this your man-whore career is going nowhere, no you will need to work your ass off for this! You will need to attract women, this is where experiences can some in handy, as hitting on women/attracting women is not an easy task even for a experienced man-whore, so ill give you some tips. You want to tell the girl know that you like her, make her think you really care about her, and you also want to be very funny, not a fucking retard funny but funny where you make a joke and she laughs.

STEP FOUR:
You need to get girls into bed, this won't be to hard when you get Step 1 and step 3 down. Some good places to do this is at night clubs and party's with alcohol, because this will just help you do the bang bang.
Some tips: After you do the bang bang make sure to leave her house, before she wakes up, and this means that you have to do the bang bang at her house, never do the bang bang at your house! Thats a complete NO NO.

STEP FIVE:
REPEAT!

Thats my guide on how to be a pro man-whore.
Good luck and enjoy the mother bitches

lol its a joke calm the hell down

thecompgame Reviewed by thecompgame on 25th Jul 2011. How to be a man-whore! Ever wanted to be a man whore? Well welcome to my guide on "How to be a man-whore!" First we need to learn what a man whore is so take a look at this: A Manwhore is a male that has several key attributes. A typically young (18-25)male who dresses in designer clothing, carries multiple cellphones, has become a master of manipulating women, and makes it his personal mission to sleep with as many different women as possible qualifies as a manwhore. He also has virtually no emmotional Rating: 5

[azerone]

I'm too old for this

[QuickSand]

why would you have multiple cellphones
thats gay

[thecompgame]

you never know! try it, it might just work out.

[thecompgame]

why would you have multiple cellphones
thats gay

oh nooo, you need it to manage all the women, see if you gave all the women your normal phone number then your work, and man-whore career would be mixed up... thats not a good situation.

[BlaZe]

Do you have any sense ? Is sex everything for you ? Then you should become a pornstar if thats the case. But if not, then believe me don't do these evil things. If you cannot help the society then atleast don't try to ruin it ?

Just take an example. You experiment this on a girl and strike her. After that, if the girl might be serious and you did only to prove you're a "manwhore" (a loser) then her world will be doomed. Keep yourself in place of that girl, wouldn't you be doomed ? Would you feel good that someone fucked you and did it just for the LOL ? You're answer would be definitely NO. So what I want to say is, just before taking any step always think what it'd be like on the person you're going to have "fun" with.

If you have high sexual desires then learn to masturbate and control it, else visit prostitutes and probably get infected with AIDS and die, because you deserve it.

Don't worsen the society with these foolish & immature stuffs. It'd be only timely and after that you'll realize your mistake. So don't do it.

I'm reporting this thread to be deleted. Lets see.

[nEw_boY]

Kid thinks that man whore is cool, but for matures thats exact opposite.
Fail Thread.

Edit:
Agreed Blaze

[QuickSand]

dude i agree with blaze
and u seriously took the time to write this crap

[thecompgame]

why would you have multiple cellphones
thats gay

Do you have any sense ? Is sex everything for you ? Then you should become a pornstar if thats the case. But if not, then believe me don't do these evil things. If you cannot help the society then atleast don't try to ruin it ?

Just take an example. You experiment this on a girl and strike her. After that, if the girl might be serious and you did only to prove you're a "manwhore" (a loser) then her world will be doomed. Keep yourself in place of that girl, wouldn't you be doomed ? Would you feel good that someone fucked you and did it just for the LOL ? You're answer would be definitely NO. So what I want to say is, just before taking any step always think what it'd be like on the person you're going to have "fun" with.

If you have high sexual desires then learn to masturbate and control it, else visit prostitutes and probably get infected with AIDS and die, because you deserve it.

Don't worsen the society with these foolish & immature stuffs. It'd be only timely and after that you'll realize your mistake. So don't do it.

I'm reporting this thread to be deleted. Lets see.

lol its a joke calm down

[BlaZe]

Kid thinks that man whore is cool, but for matures thats exact opposite.
Fail Thread.

Exactly. Kids just wanna try to act cool but they fail 99% of the times and the thread OP just failed.
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To thread OP.


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You say its a joke ? After the writing the whole shit down ?